by Jerry M

Friday afternoon president Obama spoke at a press conference in The White House. On the topic of national security. Media outlets report the National Security Agency collects 200 million text messages daily.  “The reforms I am proposing should give the American people greater confidence that their rights are being protected, even as our intelligence and law enforcement agencies maintain the tools they need to keep us safe," he said.


Said Obama concluding his speech, “Follow me on Twitter, though!”



Justin Bieber's iPhone was seized into police custody Friday, January 17th during the day, after January 9ths incident of allegedly egging his neighbors house along with other friends. The egging totals $20,000  in damage to the house, a felony vandalism charge, also eligible to have prison time. Police will search for evidence on the iPhone’s text messages to further the investigation.  Police claiming they will take no action with pictures containing nudity or illegal.


Said Beiber, “ No, in those 8 days I certainly did NOT dispose of those messages and pictures.”